December 15, 2024 - 1:00pm

Steven Bartlett, host of Diary of a CEO and patron saint of Britain’s basic business blokes, is probably feeling less-than-optimised right now. A BBC News investigation into his wildly popular podcast — the second-most popular in the UK and fifth-most popular in the world on Spotify this year — has thrown up certain issues about some of the health advice being hawked to his millions of listeners.

There’s the episode with Dr Thomas Seyfried, a researcher who reckons a ketogenic diet — fewer carbs, more fat — can stave off cancer, and said modern treatments equate to “medieval cures”. There’s another with Aseem Malhotra, a doctor who said the Covid vaccines were a “net negative to society”. Neither view was challenged by Bartlett, and nor were a myriad of other woo-woo health claims from guests, including the idea that disorders like autism can be “reversed” with a different diet.

Perhaps it’s too much to expect a keen medical mind in a man who once wrote a book called Happy Sexy Millionaire, and battle-rapped under the name Lyricist. Yet it seems Bartlett is actively attracted to dubious health fixes: as a judge on Dragon’s Den, he invested £50,000 in a company that claimed its gold-plated “ear seeds” could cure myalgic encephalomyelitis, a chronic fatigue condition, and tackle anxiety and insomnia. (He’s also had adverts for Huel, the meal-replacement drink, and Zoe, the nutrition company, banned because they looked like independent reviews, when in fact he’s an investor in both firms.)

As per his podcast’s name, Bartlett first got big by offering business advice. Given he was a millionaire by his mid-twenties, there was an obvious appeal. But Diary of a CEO’s evolution into a much broader media product — Boris Johnson probably wasn’t booked as a guest for his financial savvy — is unsurprising, particularly the focus on fringe health trends. As a genre, the self-optimisation podcast justifies its existence by what it can do for the listener. Go to Diary of a CEO’s YouTube channel (8.6 million subscribers), and each episode has a thumbnail image of Bartlett looking pensive; his guest looking authoritative; and a grabby quote or line: “this will turn your life around in 2025!”; “the one habit that’s making you feel lonely!”’; “do not buy a house!”; “stop using scented candles!”; “I cured their gum disease, and they walked again!”

The credulity with which Bartlett entertains all these ideas is very much like an even more popular podcaster Joe Rogan. Because with Rogan, as with Bartlett, and indeed much of the bro-coded podcast ecosystem, information is valuable in one dimension: the capacity to surprise. Truth doesn’t come into it. And if it does, it’s massaged away with woolly rhetoric around free speech and free thinking. Bartlett, in his episode with Aseem Malhotra, said he aimed to present “the other side” of the argument to the mainstream, and that “the truth is usually somewhere in the middle”. Well, no — with science, the truth is usually one thing or the other.

The two podcasters have come to this place from opposite directions. Rogan, a weed-smoking comedian, entertains weird ideas because it’s an entertaining thing to do. Bartlett spins them as things that will transform your life. It’s an attitude you see every day on LinkedIn, where engagement-seeking users post about their insane morning routines and how copywriting is best done while naked.

The bro podcaster’s reflexive contrarianism, where mainstream ideas are treated with scepticism and fringe ones aren’t, reflects how enmeshed they now are with startup culture. Almost by definition, starting a successful business means identifying a truth about the world that most people have ignored or actively denied. It’s all too easy for that attitude to then infect how you understand everything. This might be good for your streaming stats, but as Bartlett has found, sooner or later the truth catches up with you.


Josiah Gogarty is a writer at British GQ.

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